Hey guys. Yes, this is another new blog. I’m now on WordPress because I like the look more than the Blogspot ones. Turns out I never used the degree of customization you get from blogspot. Plus, if I host my own server, I can get a nicer version of WordPress.
But I digress. I’m here to blog. Btw, I’m sitting in the hotel room watching Hoodwinked. Forgot how funny this movie is. Frakking squirrel and goat are lol!
Now, I’d like to make more serious posts later, but I’ll just borrow Kim/Eugena’s questionaire post. Wherever I can’t think of an appropriate response, I will either say “mar.” or a quote from Batman Begins or Dark Knight. Here we go:
So from now on, you’re going to be asked unique questions, you ready?
DEATH DOES NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO BE READY! DEATH IS NOT CONSIDERATE OR FAIR! And make no mistake, here you face DEATH!
Is there a certain guy in mind, you cant get OFF your mind?
I’m changing the obviously girl targeted questions to involve girls. So…Jessica Alba. Or Cobie Smulders (Robin from How I Met Your Mother)
Would you like a non-virgin Pina Colada or Daiquiri?
Uh. I would prefer getting the straight rum.
What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
Jeans. During the Design period, for several days in a row
Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
Yeah. Oh well.
Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
Yup, part of swimming PE in high school
Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Nope
What’s your relationship with the person you last texted?
Good friend and victim of many puns
How many states have you been to?
Uhhhh, never actually counted. Ok, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, West Virginia, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, Michigan, Oklahoma, Texas, Kansas, Wyoming, Montana, Colorado, Nevada, California, Oregon, Idaho…think that’s it. 36!
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a J?
Yes
Would you rather write with a gel pen or Sharpie?
Sharpie. I like my chicken scratch writing with Sharpie for some reason.
Doesn’t orange juice taste terrible after you brush your teeth?
Very much so. Doesn’t stop me from chugging it.
Do you plan on going to your high school’s reunion?
Heck yeah! Apparently, I’ve developed a reputation as a photographer among my high school friends…even though I never talk to them.
When you say you don’t care, do you mean it?
Usually. Usually this question is about where to eat or something.
When will your next kiss be?
Mar?
Can you play guitar hero?
I’m sorry, I can’t answer this question because I’m too busy tilting the screen to get star power typing
Do you like crossword and sudoku puzzles?
Yup! But not cheap-ass crosswords…I saw one that said like “46 Across, the sound an ‘s’ makes”. The answer was “esssss”
What do you mostly watch on YouTube?
Everything. Music videos, commercials, sports highlights, humourous things.
Do you believe in forever?
Uh. Yes and no. Depends on what you mean, vague question from nowhere
What’s the background on your cell?
Lamp from high school. Legos on iPod
Do you have dimples?
No
Do you consider 4/20 a holiday?
Haha, yes, but not a holiday holiday
What is the last thing that you swallowed?
My saliva. Girl targeted question.
Do you speak any other language?
Kind of? Weak Chinese, French, and Latin, ChemE
If the last person you spoke to online kissed you, what would you do?
Wonder what he did to me when I slept in his apartment.
Wearing any bracelets?
Watch
Three words that explain why you last threw up?
Lots. Of. Alcohol.
Are you a bitch?
Uh, I’m a bastard?
Would you rather marry Batman or Superman?
Uh. I’ll say Batgirl. Pretty sure even thinking of having sex with someone made of steel would cause…pain.
If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?
Depends on where I’m going
What is something in the next few months that you’re looking forward to?
Leaving Ohio.
If your last ex said “I hate you”, what would you say?
“And the last horse crosses the finish line”
Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
I like someone? My night life involves beating criminals with my bare hands
Ever had a near death experience?
A few
Where’s your cell phone?
Generally always within 15 feet of me. Currently 2 feet away
What is the last thing you thought about?
Why does Kansas City have so many decorative fountains?
Do you regret anything?
Yes. You mean besides the death of my parents in the alley of that opera?
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?
Science publications everywhere
What are you going to do this weekend?
Fly back to Cincinnati, then drive to St Louis, hang out with Brian, come back to Cincinnati
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Last night
Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
Revenge. I am Wrath
Who would you like your next “fling” to be with?
I disagree with flings. Unless it’s Jessica Alba
Would you curse in front of your parents?
Yes. Although I try (and fail) not to in front of other parents
What kind of camera do you have?
Canon 5D Mark II and Canon 20D.
Would you rather go to a party or out of town?
Both! Either separately or concurrently. That’s what she said
Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
=(
When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
Probably like 1.5 years ago
Who can you tell everything to?
I don’t think I’ve told anyone everything.
Is any part of your body sore?
Lower ribs from lying on my stomach. That always hurts me for some reason
Missing someone right now?
A few people
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Had a few weird dreams lately, that count?
Do you like your phone?
It’s called a crackberry for a reason
Have any of your best friends ever back stabbed you?
Yes.
What’s the seventh text message in your inbox say?
Uh…its buried and will be too hard to find.
When is your next road trip?
This weekend, Cincy to St Louis. Or end of August, Cincy to Ithaca, to Massachusetts
What did you do this weekend?
Hung out with Adrian in Chicago. We helped stop crime in the darkest of nights.
Met anyone new in the past week?
Yes, people at plant
Are you currently fighting with someone?
Crime never sleeps.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Probably my midpoint presentation when it started late (had to wait for 2 bigwigs)
Who/What would you like to see right now?
Friends and family
Are you mad at someone right now?
Yes, at those who use fear to prey upon the fearful.
What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?
“Hahaha” or “oh god, stop the puns”
Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone?
Home phone? what’s that?
Is there an empty place in your heart?
No, I’ve filled it with anger and rage. My anger outweighs my guilt
Do you count down the days till anything?
Yes. to things that are important or fun
Have you ever been called a tease?
Possibly. When I was in that awkward love triangle
Are any of your friends so close that you consider them family?
Friends are dysfunctional families I’ve chosen to make
Anyone told you a secret this week?
Possibly? But may have forgotten it for safety
Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Airplanes. Begrudgingly
Last time you wore the opposite sex’s clothing?
Uh. Never? Oh wait, no a scarf for a joke
What do you want in your life right now?
The 135L f2, 85L II f1.2, 35L f1.4, lots of lenses, wines…but most importantly my friends.
When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you were going to cry?
Had story time with my brother and his friends
Did you tell someone something today?
…You mean did I talk to someone today? Wow. Yes.
Do you trust people easily?
Before, yes. Now not so much.
What were you doing at 9pm Friday night?
Drinking with Adwian
Is there a person that you can go to in sweats, hair a mess, and still feel comfy?
Yes. Clearly this question did not see me during Design
Do you like where you live?
Ohio sucks.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Taya. Was making a video and I teared up.
Who knows your secrets?
All of them? No one.
Kiss on the forehead?
Uh. Depends on who’s giving/receiving
Do you straighten your hair?
No, it’s always sexy. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Has a good friendship ended recently that you wish had not?
Yeah. It was sad, but she was retarded
Who is the last person to send you a message on myspace?
What’s myspace
How old will you be in 4 years?
26.
Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
No, moved around too many times to keep any of them
What’s wrong with you right now?
Lots?
What is the last beverage you had?
Water.
Are you happy right now?
I live in Ohio. So no.
Do you like being home alone?
It’s not bad.
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
See above
Does it bother you when people spell/type your name incorrectly?
Only when I tell them the right way first. Or when people can’t differentiate between the one in Ohio and the one in China.
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
Adwian
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn’t?
Hope not.
Have you ever cried over a text?
No, phone call yes
Do you have anything that belongs to a partner or an ex partner?
Yeah, shotglass and photo keychain.
Think back 5 months ago, were you single?
Yar
Have you ever kissed someone with their ears gauged?
Wtf?
When was the last time you cried?
Teared up filming something.
Is the last person you texted you, younger or older?
Older
Have you ever had a school picture turn out absolutely dreadful?
There’s a reason I stay BEHIND the camera, not in front of it
Does it bother you when you text somebody and they take forever to respond?
Yar.
Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
People at work.
Have you ever fallen asleep texting someone?
What, how?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Two friends from high school died. Drifted apart from some others.
Do you act differently around the person you like?
Apparently, I do. And apparently it’s obvious. Well, when I do like someone
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
No, close once though
November 2004, were you single?
Yar.
Are you listening to music? If so, what?
Nope, now watching Futurama.
If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
Anywhere with my friends. Japan would rock since I’ve wanted to go there since I was in middle school
How long does it take you to get ready in the mornings?
Depends on what I have to do. Can be 15 seconds to 2 hours
Anything else?
Yeah. I’m Batman.
Do you like being the center of attention?
Behind the camera remember
What’s your favorite word?
Mar!
What’s your favorite flavor of Vitamin Water?
None
Which is more attractive: Blue eyes or Green eyes?
Green.
Blond hair or brunette hair?
Brunette. Dream girl is a brunette with long curly hair and dark green eyes. Surprising eh?
Are you eating anything right now?
The misery of those corrupting my city.
When was the last time you apologized? Why?
Showed up at the plant and walked around…violating the plant safety practices. In my defense, my hosts never told me what I was supposed to do, even though I specifically requested a tour.
Do you ever think about anyone but yourself?
Yes. Duuuuuuuuuumb question
HOWS:
How did you get one of your scars?
Flipping a bike broke my hand and scarred my ankle
What did you last cry over?
Moving away from everyone.
What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
Besides alcohol? Talking to friends.
Have you ever had your heartbroken?
Yeah.
WHOS:
Who was the last person you saw?
Waitress at nommy Italian restaurant
Who was the last person you hungout with?
Adwian
Who did you last hug?
Probably Eugena. Or my dad.
Who’s the last person you were in a car with besides family?
Adrian in Chicago
Do you hold grudges?
Yes. Evil never sleeps, so neither do I
Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Yup
What do you carry with you at all times?
Lol, camera? Crackberry
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you texted?
Kim or Amanda
Are you jealous of someone right now?
I want money to get nice things, lol
Do you want to start over with anyone?
Yeah, but meh, its over
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
No
Is there anything you would change about your life right now?
Would look for a better company to get job experience with
Would you ever give your number out to a stranger?
I think it’s happened a few times, but not in a sketchy way
Do you currently have a hickey?
Never had one
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yup
Do you miss the way things used to be?
Of course
When someone says “we need to talk”, what do you think?
“Oh shit, what now?”
Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Nope, last two that had long distance elements failed because of the distance
Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
Not really
How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Yes. Otherwise I’d seem pretentious and very bitter/arrogant. Especially with P&Gers
Last person you told a secret to?
*shrug*
Do you like hugs and kisses?
No, I like showering in glass shards and acid. The fuck kind of question is this
Do you like to take walks?
Of course! Taya and Zeke usually come along
What would you name your future daughter?
I guess Taya is taken…dunno
Anything you have to say about your best friend?
Which one?
Explain what triggered your last kiss?
I think it was make-up making out.
Ever kissed someone who’s name starts with an “C” or “R”?
Yes, Chelsea
When’s the last time you received bad news?
Last week? Depends on degree of badness
Is there anyone that doesn’t like you?
Yes, they actually use a number counter like at deli’s
Do you consider yourself lucky?
Hells yes
Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
Try 3-4.
Are you mad at someone right now?
Joker.
Who did you spend your summer with last year?
Shitty P&G people, friends in Ithaca, family
Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
Walmart. $7.50 shitty polo ftw
Do you miss anyone?
Everyone
Do you believe exes can be friends?
No, but that’s just cuz of my relationships
Is anything bothering you?
Itchiness/allergy test
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?
Adrian’s place
What are you craving at the moment?
Gatorade?
What is more important in a relationship, happiness or trust?
Trust. Definitely.
Have a best friend?
A few.
Did the one person who hurt you most apologize?
No. They just made me feel worse
Does the last person who texted you make you smile?
I hope so
Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?
Not really slow, but jumping in too fast is bad
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
What idiot has done this
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yup
Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy
Do you think any of your ex’s will eventually want to be with you again?
Does anyone know what they’re thinking?
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?
I’m usually big spoon
What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
Oh god, not her
Are you in a complicated relationship?
Me and Taya?
Mar, that took a lot longer than I thought it would. Post again later!
